Donkey Little (2005) Trailer

Transcript:

 * [the reporters record on camera]
 * Reporter 1: It doesn't look like he's home.
 * Reporter 2: Do you think he's in there?
 * Reporter 3: Maybe he's still in school.
 * Reporter 2: Wait! What's that?
 * [Donkey ducks by a toilet paper]
 * Reporter 4: Ah, it's just a roll of toilet paper.
 * [the reporters groan]
 * Reporter 5: With legs?!
 * Reporter 6: That's him!
 * Reporter 7: He's trying to get away!
 * All: Donkey, Donkey, Donkey!
 * Reporter 4: Did you actually think the sky was falling?
 * Reporter 2: Did you know it was an acorn?
 * Reporter 5: Why did your father think of this?
 * Donkey: No comments, no comments. [lands by a gate]
 * Reporter 2: Are you concerned about sky falling copycats?
 * Reporter 5: Are you any relation to The Boy Who Cried Wolf?
 * Reporter 3: Are you really a donkey?
 * Donkey: [panting] Uh, Uh... Look! Over there!
 * [they all look at the dog, who's holding a bat, and the rabbit, who's holding a mitt, dropping the baseball]
 * Reporter 1: Where'd he go?
 * Reporter 3: There he is!
 * Reporter 4: Get him!
 * [Donkey continues running away, jumping in the mail door]
 * Reporter 5: Donkey, your action caused widespread panic, and subsequently you were blamed and humiliated in front of your town, your father and everyone you know and love!
 * Donkey: [to Reporter 5] Was there a question in there?
 * Reporter 5: Uh, no. I just wanted to point that out.
 * [Donkey gets out of the mail door]
 * Donkey: Alright, that's enough!
 * Reporter 6: One final question! Do you think you'll ever get to live this down?
 * [the reporters shush]
 * Donkey: Yes. Yes, I will. Because I believe in second chances, and I will rise again like the mighty phoenix, and soon everyone will forget! It's not like they're making a movie about it. [laughing]
 * [the title card appears, with the music of "When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Get Going" by Billy Ocean playing]
 * Donkey: [bursts right through the title] It was a simple mistake! People, please, please! I'm begging ya! Let it go! [walks to the text, saying, "In Theaters 2005"] A movie? [sobs] The book on tape was bad enough. [continues sobbing, and walking away, with the text falling down, saying, "This time the sky really is falling."]